Text Joke 1

Doctor to Mental Patient: Maayo kay gi salvar nimo imo kauban nga nalumos sa pool
pero sayang kay nagbigti sa CR.

Patient: Wala doc. uy, ako to siya gibitay para mauga. Joke lang.....

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French foreign minister(FM) visited Phil., the chief executive (CE) toured him in Manila,

FM: I see lot of people urinating in the streets, in France we put them in jail.
CE : was embarrased.

During CE visit in France she was toured by the same minister, as they pass along arch
de triomphe...

CE: U see that? Some one is urinating at the arc! You said you send them to jail?
FM: That one is exempted he's the Philippine Ambassador! Joke lang... Pinoy pud ko uy.
lesson: They should provide CR on parks and roads, like the Phils.

Joke in text

1. Gud di, 2days weather forecast:

Sunny f u smile; Clear f u r hapi; cloudy f u r sad; Stormy f u sing! O please don't sing, just be hapi!


2. Parable of the Pig and the Cow:
The pig was unpopular, while the cow was beloved. This puzzled the pig;

Pig: People speak warmly of your gentle nature and your sorrowful eyes. They think you're
generous because each day you give them milk and cream, but what about me? I
give them everything I have, I give bacon, ham... I give my all. The cow replied,
its not realy what you give when you're dead that matters, its about what you when
you're still alive.

compiled by: carlos I

Reports of Accountable Officers

To All NHS Bookkeepers and Disbursing Officers;

You are reminded to submit your monthly reports on time, not later than the 18th day of the succeeding month, viz:
1. Check Disbursement Records;
2. Monthly Reports of Accountable forms;
3. Bank Reconciliation Statements with paid checks and bank statements;
4. Report of disbursements for Disbursing officers;
5. Check Disbursements Journals
6. Paid Vouchers and supporting documents;
7. Report of collections and deposits with Official Receipts and Deposit slips;