Thursday, December 6, 2007

Joke in text

1. Gud di, 2days weather forecast:

Sunny f u smile; Clear f u r hapi; cloudy f u r sad; Stormy f u sing! O please don't sing, just be hapi!

2. Parable of the Pig and the Cow:
The pig was unpopular, while the cow was beloved. This puzzled the pig;

Pig: People speak warmly of your gentle nature and your sorrowful eyes. They think you're
generous because each day you give them milk and cream, but what about me? I
give them everything I have, I give bacon, ham... I give my all. The cow replied,
its not realy what you give when you're dead that matters, its about what you when
you're still alive.

compiled by: carlos I

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